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Hey, no, I take offense - I'm not obsessed with the MET gala, I just think that all the actors misunderstood the theme this year and also I'm not introducing you to Parvati, she'll eat you alive.

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She can't possibly be more terrifying than the sirens I've met.

1/2

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On your head be it.
She says hi back.
I've been requested to introduce you over tea next time you're in London.

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I'm not letting you out of bed long enough for tea.

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Tea in bed, then?

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Bartholomew Rook.
I'm not in the habit of sharing.

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That wasn't an innuendo, dear.

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My brain might be fixated on something after the sexting comment.

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Fine, fine.
I do want to meet Parvati at some point, after everything you've told me about her.
I also want to keep you sexually satisfied.

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You should add 'dreamboat' to your CV.

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Are you from the fifties?

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The seventies, technically. By an extremely small margin.
And also shut up, take my underhanded compliments.

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One of these days, I'll just get you to make an overt one.

Also, no the hell you're not.

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Well, I'm not from the fifties either.

I can make overt compliments. I make them all the time. I practically waxed poetics about your cock the last time.

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Did you?
Your thighs were muffling my ears, I couldn't hear very well.

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Do you want a repeat?

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Obviously.
With or without the greenhouse and magically-summoned storm.

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Good.
Truth is I miss you, hence my spontaneous MET gala related spam and moratorium defiance.

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The defiance is nothing new, actually.
It's one of your many charms.

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It's never gotten me in trouble before.

[LIES.]

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So those stories of detention you told me about were...?

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Wrong choices on behalf of my former professors, really. I was an exemplary student.
Only set one professor's robes on fire on purpuse once.

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The asshole professor, right?

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Yes, good, you remember his name.

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Hard to forget stories like him.

Where were you thinking of finding a greenhouse?