open.

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prompts | starters | texts | overflow

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3/3

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Parvati decided our constant texting in the middle of her show (??? since when does she get to claim ownership over muggle TV shows??) is annoying her personally.

Also that we should just sext like normal adults.
I regret showing this woman pop culture - look at her, talking about sexting.

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Tell her I said hi.

And are either of us normal? You're a witch obsessed with the MET, and I break into tombs for a living.

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Hey, no, I take offense - I'm not obsessed with the MET gala, I just think that all the actors misunderstood the theme this year and also I'm not introducing you to Parvati, she'll eat you alive.

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She can't possibly be more terrifying than the sirens I've met.

1/2

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On your head be it.
She says hi back.
I've been requested to introduce you over tea next time you're in London.

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I'm not letting you out of bed long enough for tea.

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Tea in bed, then?

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Bartholomew Rook.
I'm not in the habit of sharing.

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That wasn't an innuendo, dear.

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My brain might be fixated on something after the sexting comment.

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Fine, fine.
I do want to meet Parvati at some point, after everything you've told me about her.
I also want to keep you sexually satisfied.

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You should add 'dreamboat' to your CV.

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Are you from the fifties?

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The seventies, technically. By an extremely small margin.
And also shut up, take my underhanded compliments.

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One of these days, I'll just get you to make an overt one.

Also, no the hell you're not.

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Well, I'm not from the fifties either.

I can make overt compliments. I make them all the time. I practically waxed poetics about your cock the last time.

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Did you?
Your thighs were muffling my ears, I couldn't hear very well.

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Do you want a repeat?

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Obviously.
With or without the greenhouse and magically-summoned storm.

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Good.
Truth is I miss you, hence my spontaneous MET gala related spam and moratorium defiance.

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The defiance is nothing new, actually.
It's one of your many charms.

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It's never gotten me in trouble before.

[LIES.]

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So those stories of detention you told me about were...?

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Wrong choices on behalf of my former professors, really. I was an exemplary student.
Only set one professor's robes on fire on purpuse once.

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The asshole professor, right?